- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
Sleep?
Somebody sedate me…I have to get up in 3 hours…and I’ve made it through 4 films and written an essay. Why?! Why can’t I sleep? It’s the one thing I’m usually good at!







